To All The [Evil] Boys I’ve Loved Before Michael Langdon

Since the arrival of Michael Langdon (Cody Fern) on American Horror Story: Apocalypse social media, mainly Twitter, has been in a lust filled tizzy over the Antichrist who just may be the next Supreme in the AHS universe. Seeing how thirsty Michael got the internet led me to think about all the other evil men we’ve loved before Mikey came on the scene. And so I present a love letter to all the [evil] AHS boys we’ve loved before.

Tate Langdon – The Original Evil Heartthrob
Evan Peters burst on the scene in a major way as Tate Langdon is the premiere season of AHS. He was a rapist, murderer, and psychopath. All things that would make a sane person despise anyone else, but then there’s the dimples and the messy hair that made women, and some men, everywhere confused about their feelings for Tate. Do we hate him or feel bad for him? It’s still up for debate.

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Dr. Oliver Thredson aka Bloody Face – The Sexy Secret Serial Killer
Zachary Quinto once said it was his eyebrows that made him an optimal candidate to play menacing characters and he may have a point. Killer of women and professional psychiatrist; Dr. Thredson threw the entire fandom for a loop when it was revealed he was the actual serial killer known as Bloody Face in season 2. Just when you thought he was a sweet, attractive man willing to risk it all for Lana Banana; he was risking it all for his next prey.

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Dandy Mott – The Spoiled, Stacked Copycat
I can’t lie I hated Finn Wittrock’s character Dandy at the start of the Freak Show season of AHS. Those curls at the top of his head, unfitted trousers, and bratty ways irked my soul. But then something clicked. Maybe it was his greased up underwear monologue, but I didn’t hate Dandy anymore. He was a copycat killer and mass murderer, but he got his in the end. As many of these evil characters on AHS do.

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Donovan – The Blood Thirsty Snack 
Matt Bomer’s Donovan was fashion forward and polished in Hotel. He thirsted for blood with The Countess and made the internet thirst for him more. His killings on the AHS death toll may not be as high as his evil counterparts, but he did his fair share of dirty work and was so gosh darn good to looks at. And if you need anymore convincing about why Donovan is on this list just search AHS Hotline Bling.

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James March – The Eternal Bae
Since EP is an OG in this AHS game, of course he would make this list multiple times. He doesn’t always play the bad guy, but when he does. He does. His Mr. March in Hotel has been killing for centuries and even transcended into his afterlife. You hurt March and he’ll hurt you back and harder! That accent and one liners are what put March in the running for being AHS next top evil bae.

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Michael Langdon – The Attractive Antichrist 
Last, but not least the reason this post was created. Michael Langdon has his mom’s hair (Vivien Harmon) and his dad’s (Tate Langdon) everything else. His chiseled features, boyish yet sinister grin, and deep stare is what the internet can’t seem to get enough of. I mean he’s tredding Peter Kavinsky territory. We haven’t seen many of his killings so far, but umm he did bring about the end of the world soooo. Why do we always fall for the bad boys?

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Did all of the evil men of American Horror Story make this list? Who’s your favorite? Share all your thoughts in the comments and be sure to tweet with me every week during the live east coast broadcast of AHS. 

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