Justin Bieber Gets Roasted On Comedy Central – The Best Moments

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The night we all, mainly me, were waiting for…The Roast of Justin Bieber on Comedy Central.

What’s being called “the most watched roast ever,” aired Monday, March 30, after being taped earlier in the month. Roast Master Kevin Hart served as a liaison between the comedic talent, musicians, athletes, and sheet enthusiast who took stabs at Justin Bieber as he smiled, but screamed on the inside.

The dais of roasters included: Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Snoop Dogg, Pete Davidson, Natasha Leggero, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Jeff Ross, and Martha Stewart, who all took the podium to make fun of each other before turning their attention to JB. Fictional anchorman Ron Burgundy (Played by Will Ferrell) also made an appearance to give his thoughts on Bieber.

No topic was off limit as the panel of roasters made fun of Justin Bieber’s many public mistakes like throwing eggs at his neighbor’s home and urinating in a bucket while being videotaped. There were jokes about his relationship with Selena Gomez, partnership with Usher and his manager Scooter Braun, JB’s gravitation towards urban culture, and much more!

As the show wrapped, Justin Bieber got serious, owned up to all the mistakes he made but not before firing back at the roasters. He promised to be someone we could be proud of and that he would be doing better. [SEE BELOW]

Here are some Glambergirlblog’s favorite jokes of the night:

Martha Stewart
“Justin, I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”

Chris D’Elia
“You have it all … Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”

Ludacris
“The Brazilian prostitute that claimed she was with Justin told the news that he was well-endowed. And that prostitute would know because so was he.”

“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

Natasha Legerro
“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.”

Snoop Dogg
“When you get to the county jail, hear me, you’re gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez.”

Justin Bieber
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”

Did you watch the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central? Tell me your favorite parts in the comments below.

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