As I walked the busy streets of Times Square this morning I caught a glimpse of a very beautiful man on the jumbo screen of Good Morning America. That beautiful face belonged to “Lawless” actor Shia LaBeouf.
So what’s our dear boy Shi Shi up to these days? Well, rumor has it that LaBeauty will star in Lars von Trier’s next movie ”Nymphomaniac.” Lars von Trier is known for making some pretty out there films that hold nothing back. So, what does that mean for us? Shi Shi in LaBuff having lots of on-screen sex and none of that PG-13 or even Rated R stuff, I’m talking soft porn. Yesss, God does listen to my perverted prayers.
Shi sat down with MTV News’ Josh Horowitz to talk details . ”It is Lars von Trier, making a movie about what he’s making. For instance, there’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”
What a wake up call!